Did you know that Jehovah's Witness's believe that only 144,000 people will enter the Kingdom of Heaven...
So when a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door earlier this evening it wasn't out of line to ask;
"If only 144,000 people are allowed in Heaven, then why in Heaven's name are you knocking on doors trying to recruit more people????"
I guess I'm selfish, but if I believed that only 144,000 people were allowed in Heaven then I would want to make certain that I'm one of those people.
I'm just sayin'
*As a side note, the Jehovah's Witness just looked at me... Hey, it worked....right?