Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Heaven's Door....

Did you know that Jehovah's Witness's believe that only 144,000 people will enter the Kingdom of Heaven...

So when a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door earlier this evening it wasn't out of line to ask;

"If only 144,000 people are allowed in Heaven, then why in Heaven's name are you knocking on doors trying to recruit more people????"

I guess I'm selfish, but if I believed that only 144,000 people were allowed in Heaven then I would want to make certain that I'm one of those people.

I'm just sayin'

*As a side note, the Jehovah's Witness just looked at me...  Hey, it worked....right?


  1. That is so funny. I can imagine the look on their face. Thanks for the laugh.

  2. I am gonna remember that one!