Perhaps you should consider the thoughts that church goers and passersby will have when they read your sign. I'm really not trying to be funny, but this was my first thought when I read the sign....
You mean it's not Tony Danza??
Oh! sorry, I was daydreaming.
They couldn't have cast anyone more perfect, sexy and vampire-y to play Edward. He's completely mesmerizing to the point where you barely notice the slew of other attractive men in the cast.