You seem like a reasonable kind of guy, so I'm going to give it to you straight. I'd like a new set of boobs, please.
Now, I'm a somewhat grateful kind of gal (admittedly there are a few times where I've been selfish) and I really don't ask for much (please don't check that out, nobody likes a skeptic). I realize that I should be happy with what I have, and truthfully, my ta-tas probably contributed in some way to landing hottie husband. The size is not my concern...it's the gravity. I need a lift, and I am convinced that you are just the person to leave me a nicely sized check made out to the best, experienced and local surgeon (if you can find a "McDreamy" that would be the icing on the cake)!
All I'm asking for are a couple of nicely rounded out, lifted C cups that I can display proudly, with a hint of cleavage and I promise not to overexpose myself in inappropriate times because nobody likes a bragger either.
Is this too much to ask? Haven't I been an angel all year? I am certain that I made the "nice" list this year.
Thank you Santa, I know you won't let me down (no pun intended).
Love, hugs and a "flash" for good measure,