Remember the dog sized spider, lost in my car?
...I was sitting in the drive-thru at Hawthorn Bank (the first window, not the "tubes"), cashing a check....
...As I waited for the teller to count my cash, I put my car in park and leaned into the backseat to grab a book I was wanting to remember to take back to the office...
...as I was reaching back around to the front, something caught my eye...
(um, yeah...it wasn't that sweet)
There it was! That dog sized spider was on the console of my car...INCHES AWAY FROM ME!
So I acted naturally...
....I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER and then VIOLENTLY SHOVED my car door open, SLAMMING it into the brick wall of the drive-thru....still not really aware of my surroundings, I tried to JUMP out of my car and ended up SLAPPING my face into the drive-thru window...
....all the while the tellers are standing behind the glass (safely, mind you) looking at me like I had just seen a ghost...
....WELL GUESS WHAT?!? IT'S WORSE....I SAW A SPIDER!!!!
And do you know what happened!?!?!!?!?!?!
By the time I could turn around and try to swat at that dog sized spider....
.....it was gone!! Back in my car....somewhere....
....waiting for round two!
And after ALL of that....all I got was a dumb-dumb sucker from the teller....
....do you think she was hinting at something?
I was gonna tell you that I found it...it climbed on my leg while I was sitting on my swing in the backyard.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! You poor thing! I would have to go buy one of those foggers and just let it off in my car!! I have goose bumps thinking about it!!
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eeewwwww... I'm going to have nightmares!
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