Oh yeah-I don't have an assistant.
Well, if I did I would totally be telling her to "Forward all my calls! I'll be in New York City next week" And I'd be yelling like that and pointing my finger in the air.
Also, I'd say "Take a memo!" and "Get me Marketing on the phone." And they'd be all: "Marketing Department..." and I'd be all: "Never mind. Keep up the good work." And then I'd make my assistant run out and get me a sausage egg sandwich from Dunkin Donuts.
Where was I?
Oh yeah. I really am leaving on Monday for New York City. It's business, and the last two times I've been to New York my boss and his wife tagged along. This time, hottie husband will be my escort.
So, I'm off to New York. Again. Third time this year. It will be a week of
Stay tuned for a SUPER post when I return!